Rumor after rumor has surrounded President Putin in recent years. From Russian agents "vanishing" at peculiar times to notions that he may has his hands dipped in U.S. politics deeper than we had previously thought. So what can you do about it? Shove his face in poop, of course!
When you order now, you will recieve:
Three 15-bag rolls (45 bags total) of 9" x 13" premium oxo-biodegradable dog poop bags
Each bag is tough and sturdy at 15 micron thick to prevent all leaks and tears with the strength of an Iron Curtain!
This makes our bags both thicker AND cheaper than the competition, and that's no Russian conspiracy.
Buy now and make Putin clean your pet's poop before your pet's poop cleans you!
In the words of Vladimir "Poopin' Putin" himself:
"Это будет лучший мем, который мир когда-либо видел!"